Monday, October 18, 2004
Paid for by the Citizens for Carl Smith
Hello. I am Carl Smith, and I approved this blog. If I was to run for an office (let's say, president), here is how my commercial would go...
America; during the days following 9-11, America has faced some tough times. Negativity and loss of opportunity have become abundant. Carl Smith, an American candidate for Americans, will end this cycle.
1) Carl Smith is a proponent of the arts; he spends about $60 a month on manga, CD's, downloading music from MSN Music, and movies. His spending is good for American economy, and supports American jobs...
2) Carl Smith is a supporter of education; he has been in college since 1992, with only a 14 month sabbitical. Other candidates say they support education, but Carl Smith has put his money where his mouth is.
3) Carl Smith understands international affairs; he has spent the last year trying to learn Japanese, cook Japanese, and talks to Japanese pen-pals. He also has interest in Singapore, Vietnam, Thailand, Australia, and Hawaii (all sorts of foreign countries). Not to mention, he loves food from Mexico, Italy, France...
4) Carl Smith is a candidate of faith; he attends a church and owns a Bible. That's enough, right?
5) Carl Smith understands issues of science; he studies evolutionary biology, chemistry, astronomy, geology, and anthropology. And depending who he's with and where he is sitting at school, he studies anatomy...
6) Carl Smith is quick to realize and own up to his errors; okay, that anatomy comment was off color. And a bit sexist. I realize this. Let's not sling mud, let's look to the future...
7) Carl Smith understands health care; he is studying to be a pharmacist and lives with a nurse. 'Nuff said. He doesn't drink (well, 99% of the time). Doesn't use drugs (except to appease his raging caffeine addiction). You won't see him embarrass us with sudden diagnosis of STDs, because, well, that's a long story...
8) Carl Smith is not afraid of tough issues; he hates terrorism. He hates murder. He despises crime. In all of these controversial issues, you can expect him to take a hard stand. On other minor issues, like abortion, he likes to keep an open mind... if that's what you all want him to do.
9) Carl Smith respects the Constitution; he doesn't think the Constitution should be used as a political tool... so he hasn't read it. He is that reverent of American History. It is enough for him that Paul Revere brought the Constitution to Plymouth, to send with Lewis and Clark on their journey to buy Texas and Alaska from Napoleon, at which time George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Franklin Roosevelt, Benjamin Franklin, Stonewall Jackson, and Frederick Douglas signed it, and sent it back to Washington D.C. via the Pony Express, so that it could be engraved into the plaque that the Statue of Liberty holds. Isn't that enough for ALL of us? Why tinker with the Constitution.
Carl Smith: a candidate for YOU, and for OUR future...
See ya!
America; during the days following 9-11, America has faced some tough times. Negativity and loss of opportunity have become abundant. Carl Smith, an American candidate for Americans, will end this cycle.
1) Carl Smith is a proponent of the arts; he spends about $60 a month on manga, CD's, downloading music from MSN Music, and movies. His spending is good for American economy, and supports American jobs...
2) Carl Smith is a supporter of education; he has been in college since 1992, with only a 14 month sabbitical. Other candidates say they support education, but Carl Smith has put his money where his mouth is.
3) Carl Smith understands international affairs; he has spent the last year trying to learn Japanese, cook Japanese, and talks to Japanese pen-pals. He also has interest in Singapore, Vietnam, Thailand, Australia, and Hawaii (all sorts of foreign countries). Not to mention, he loves food from Mexico, Italy, France...
4) Carl Smith is a candidate of faith; he attends a church and owns a Bible. That's enough, right?
5) Carl Smith understands issues of science; he studies evolutionary biology, chemistry, astronomy, geology, and anthropology. And depending who he's with and where he is sitting at school, he studies anatomy...
6) Carl Smith is quick to realize and own up to his errors; okay, that anatomy comment was off color. And a bit sexist. I realize this. Let's not sling mud, let's look to the future...
7) Carl Smith understands health care; he is studying to be a pharmacist and lives with a nurse. 'Nuff said. He doesn't drink (well, 99% of the time). Doesn't use drugs (except to appease his raging caffeine addiction). You won't see him embarrass us with sudden diagnosis of STDs, because, well, that's a long story...
8) Carl Smith is not afraid of tough issues; he hates terrorism. He hates murder. He despises crime. In all of these controversial issues, you can expect him to take a hard stand. On other minor issues, like abortion, he likes to keep an open mind... if that's what you all want him to do.
9) Carl Smith respects the Constitution; he doesn't think the Constitution should be used as a political tool... so he hasn't read it. He is that reverent of American History. It is enough for him that Paul Revere brought the Constitution to Plymouth, to send with Lewis and Clark on their journey to buy Texas and Alaska from Napoleon, at which time George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Franklin Roosevelt, Benjamin Franklin, Stonewall Jackson, and Frederick Douglas signed it, and sent it back to Washington D.C. via the Pony Express, so that it could be engraved into the plaque that the Statue of Liberty holds. Isn't that enough for ALL of us? Why tinker with the Constitution.
Carl Smith: a candidate for YOU, and for OUR future...
See ya!
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