Friday, September 23, 2005
Your grind and my grind ain't the same, dog.
Hey. Where have you been? It has been a month since you last read my blog. What's that? I haven't posted for a month? Hogwash. I write a new blog every day... in my head. Yeah, it's true that I have neglected my site. School is a little more intense this year than last. Which makes me sweat next year... ugh.
Anyway, since I last spoke with you all, a lot has happened. I got a new car (2004 Nissan Sentra), my niece learned to tie by herself (it was a big deal), I have become hopelessly addicted to Taiko no Tatsujin on PS2 and PSP, and a US city has been obiliterated by a hurricaine (and there may be more mayhem yet in store thanks to Rita).
Under the Patriot Act (which was relayed to GW Bush in the Appalachians in the form of stone tablets), the attack on New Orleans pretty much makes God a terrorist. So if you are in church some Sunday and hear jets... I'd climb under a pew fast! Actually, under W, we wouldn;t go after God... we'd use it as an excuse to invade Valhalla.
I have no idea how to sort out my endless supply of quips, opinions, and needless net pollution and manage to keep this short. And I so wanted to catch up with you all on what was new in my life. So I asked ("axed") my friend GeeZee da King of Monsta's to write a rap about my life in the last month... GeeZee is part of the Blue Asia/Soong Yi Dien Clique you may be familiar with if you are a long time Bubblegoose follower. Anyway, on with the show. Dog.
Anyway, since I last spoke with you all, a lot has happened. I got a new car (2004 Nissan Sentra), my niece learned to tie by herself (it was a big deal), I have become hopelessly addicted to Taiko no Tatsujin on PS2 and PSP, and a US city has been obiliterated by a hurricaine (and there may be more mayhem yet in store thanks to Rita).
Under the Patriot Act (which was relayed to GW Bush in the Appalachians in the form of stone tablets), the attack on New Orleans pretty much makes God a terrorist. So if you are in church some Sunday and hear jets... I'd climb under a pew fast! Actually, under W, we wouldn;t go after God... we'd use it as an excuse to invade Valhalla.
I have no idea how to sort out my endless supply of quips, opinions, and needless net pollution and manage to keep this short. And I so wanted to catch up with you all on what was new in my life. So I asked ("axed") my friend GeeZee da King of Monsta's to write a rap about my life in the last month... GeeZee is part of the Blue Asia/Soong Yi Dien Clique you may be familiar with if you are a long time Bubblegoose follower. Anyway, on with the show. Dog.
Straight outta CB with pestle in hand
Mao rock the blog like a one man band
Alpha one, Beta two,
what you bitches gonna do?
Mao the mad kaiju straight from Japan.
Learnin' mad science,
back in the lab
Misses all the free time he had
Straight C student
drinks with prudence
Hides his sake in a RC can
My man know drug action by just seein' the shape
mix two drugs to make a turtle an ape
breakin' God's commandments with science and such
20 year old coeds tell him look but not touch
Trippin on pop tarts, candy corn and diet coke
never takes it serious, to him life is just a joke
tries to study so he don't get behind
k-k-kick, punch its all in the mind
Spends every evening sittin on his ass
knows he'll fail if he keeps skippin' class
Umeshu in a glass, get him drunk fast
DeSimone teachin' him about 'shrooms and grass
Almost missin' quizes cause he's PC retarded
Never holla bitches cause he's Sandy retarded
Always rocks Target, not wal-mart'ed
Go to the Jay, you know he ain't carded
GeeZee, da king of da monsta's
Rock the mic the brew and the pastas
that's right, da king of the monsta's
Mao make the cash and drink up all the Fosters
Stumble around with a 2 ton backpack
Creighton girls and aqua teens always get him off track
but he puts in work like he was an oompa loompa
supa dupa
R X troopa
Conjugate the acid and beat the King Koopa
time wastin'
rice tastin'
mind on the music like he was Casey Casem
Drop dead P2's, but Mao don't chase 'em
Only 4 years boy, yo don't waste 'em
Rrrrrrrrrrr-rah!
That's right y'all
GeeZee King of da motha @#$%* Monsta's
Can't @#$% with that
Blue Asia Clique
Soong Yi Dien, stay loose sucka's
Stay off Monster Island if you know whats good for ya
Na' wha' I mean?
GeeZee, Guiron, Rodan, Mothra, Jet Jaguar...
we'll zap that ass like we was ray guns.
Out.
Had enough? Between Urban Lenny and GeeZee, I forsee my readership shrinking in the near future... more "normal" Bubblegoose stuff next time.
Horns up!
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